The World’s Best Chat-Up Lines

Sorry to disappoint, but the “World’s Best Chat Up lines” don’t actually exist. Certainly a tried and tested list doesn’t exist that works for everybody. This is because ice-breaking “chat up lines” are all very personal, and you have got to be able to carefully read the situation very carefully before you “slip one in”. This means judging her mood, the mood of the environment you’re in and making sure that she hears it! If she asks you to repeat the line because you’re in a noisy location or in a group chat where you didn’t judge the “gap” in the conversation correctly, it’s mucho embarrassment for you, plus a great liner lost!

The other consideration is that the “chat up line” has to sound natural to YOU. You could get a huge book of liners from so called experienced “chat up gurus” and they sound like they could work off the page, but if you’re saying a form of words you wouldn’t normally say, it’ll sound unnatural and simply won’t work.

So what makes a great chat up line to really break the ice with you and a new woman you fancy? Well, the best ones are where you compliment the girl, and where you can follow up with a genuine comment.

If you said for example: “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?” She may reply by being all bashful and not really give you a proper reply, but what then if you follow up by looking around the bar or street where you are, and actually challenge her to point out better looking women! This really can work well, and if you show you genuinely and sincerely think she is very attractive, you’ll get more “boyfriend points” and get a great confidence boost. Of course this only works if you really DO “only have eyes for her”. It’s no good if you are obviously leering at every busty blonde that walks in the club!

Be careful when choosing your “compliment” liners, as you don’t want to use really mawkish, cheesy ones. Liners like: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” Or “God must have been showing off when he made you”; or even: “You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.” might make the girl want to throw up.

Of course, over the top chat up lines are fine like this when said in obvious jest, and you both know each other a bit. If you are the type of person who can come over with confidence and without embarrassment, try these: “I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; er, could I have directions to your place?” Laugh, be cool and this sort of thing can work well.

Be careful you don’t “cross the line” with a girl where the chat up line assumes she is just interested in going to bed with guys, such as the time honoured “Excuse me, my bed is broken, can I use yours?”, or “Nice top. That would really match the carpet on my bedroom floor!”; and definitely not: “Do you own a poultry farm? Because I’m sure you’re great at raising cocks..” Avoid this type of chat up line at all costs unless you’re 100% sure the girl has this wicked (and male) sense of humour!

With all these points in mind, here is my selection of really tested and “sensible” chat up lines that you could try as long as they match your own personality. With all of these, you need to use them with skill. Listen to how she responds and watch for subtle body language movements that mean she could be interested. If she’s obviously intelligent and susses your words as a corny chat up line, admit it, make a joke about it, and just be cool!

“Hello. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes. (Wait for a response) Yes, I can’t take them off you.”

“Hello – (holding your mobile phone as if you’d just had a call) Cupid just called me. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

And once you’ve had a bit of conversation and you’re ready to move to the next stage:

“You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.”

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

Good luck in your dating!

Peter Baker – Grab A Hot Date.

TY Girlz – Virtual Worlds for Girls

The most recognizable product that Ty Inc. has produced is the Beanie Baby. Ty produces a long line of unique plush toys. In 2007, Ty Girlz first appeared as a plush toy, quickly followed by the Ty Girlz website. Both the toy and the website are aimed directly at girls from age 8 to 16. Non-members can check out the website for free; however, this limits most of the activity they can have in the virtual world. Unlike most other virtual worlds, Ty Girlz does not offer monthly or annual memberships. Instead, members must purchase a Ty Girlz doll which has a secret code attached to the tag. The code can then be entered on the website during registration, unlocking full membership benefits. Currently, the price for a Ty Girlz doll is $14.99, though this price can change and may vary.

Features

Ty Girlz is a very pink website, specifically tailored to girls. The website is actually modeled after the dolls and operates for two reasons: to gather the owners into an online virtual world and to further market the dolls. The dolls actually look like dolls – with serene and happy expressions On Ty Girlz, the avatars do not look like dolls – they look like they were modeled after teenagers with little respect for themselves. Once girls purchase a doll, they input the code from the doll into the registration process and fully activate their membership. Members choose an avatar to be their online personality. This avatar can be customized with accessories and a unique look. The avatar gets their own room, the ability to decorate it, a choice of major cities to live in and $500 in virtual Ty Dollars.

Though most of the website exists for girls to talk about the Ty brand and interact with other girls, there are games to play. These games earn players Ty Dollars, the website’s virtual currency. The more games people play, the more Ty Dollars they can earn. This currency allows players to buy room furnishings, personal accessories, clothing, makeup, games and other commercial items. Chat is the most popular feature on the virtual world. Chat Around the World restricts members from typing their own words. They must use pre-selected words and phrases. In the Freestyle chat version, members can type their own phrases, but they are limited to words found only in the Ty Girlz dictionary.

What’s Good

The website will appeal only to girls in a wide age bracket who are interested in fashion and social chatting. The graphics are quite good – clean, clear and crisp images. It flows quite well. It’s a bright website with vibrant colors. There is no violence, drinking, drugs or smoking on the website or in the games. Chat filters eliminate foul language. Other than testing simple memory skills, there is no real educational value to Ty Girlz.

What’s Bad

The comparison to Barbie is unmistakable. Isn’t there more to a girl’s life than makeup, fashion, beauty and shopping? Certainly, Ty Inc. doesn’t think that this is all that will come of the girls who buy and parade their Ty Girlz – or do they? There are no positive role models or messages contained in the virtual world for girls that will empower girls to become nothing more than vacuous shopaholics. Girls can have some fun on this website, but it must not be taken seriously.

Online Safety

Ty Girlz has no control over who joins their website; however, they do have control over what members say. In this regard, Ty Girlz is to be commended for at least trying to put strict safety measures in places to protect girls. The safest mode of chat only allows users to choose pre-selected words and phrases. Even in open chat, only words chosen from their restricted dictionary are allowed and moderators patrol this area. Members are encouraged to report inappropriate behavior and parents are required to give their consent prior to a child using open chat.

Talk to a Girl on Facebook – Five Rules In Approaching Your Girl Crush on Facebook

These days, being friends with girls and talking to them have become a lot easier because of the many networking sites online. One of these popular networking sites is Facebook where chatting and emailing has been combined, making it an ideal place to get to know girls. Here are a few tips that you can follow to make it easier for you to talk to a girl on Facebook.

Know Your Purpose

Before chatting up that cute girl that you’ve been secretly stalking in Facebook, decide first what you want from her and make sure she’s up for the same thing. Spend a little time on her profile to find this out or keep things casual until you know for sure. This is very important especially if you guys have some common friends who could get mad at you if you mess with her the wrong way.

Act Naturally

If the girl is someone you’ve already spoken with personally, then that makes talking to her in Facebook easier. Just keep up with the conversation online as you would if you guys were in front of each other and you should be fine. Don’t act differently just because she’s not physically there, otherwise you’ll only end up confusing her.

Strike Up an Interesting Topic

If talking to the girl has always been difficult whenever you bump into each other, then talking to her on Facebook will be a great opportunity for you to get those words out. Before you chat with her, take a look at her profile and look for any topic that can help you start the conversation with her. Facebook is great this way, it allows you to do your research and at least prepare yourself a little bit before you take the plunge.

Be Careful With What You Type

If you are not used to chatting with girls in Facebook, then it is best that you read what you type first before you actually hit that enter button. This way you can make sure that what you’re sending to her is something you do want her to read. The more you get used to chatting online, the less you’ll need to do this so keep at it until you get the hang of it.

Do Not Be Pretentious

Last but not the least – don’t pretend to be someone you’re not, whenever you talk to a girl on Facebook. Although Social Networking sites are online in nature, it doesn’t mean you can hide behind it, so as much as possible, be yourself. Ultimately, you and the girl will have to meet personally and she will have to see the real you so quit while you’re ahead and show her what you’re really all about while you still have the chance.

Talking to girls in Facebook is easy, just as long as you take the time to be genuine about it. Just like talking to girls in person, you just need to have a little courage, confidence, and a sense of humour when you want to talk to a girl on Facebook. So be patient and don’t give up easily, with practice, you’ll be a pro at it in no time at all.