The World’s Best Chat-Up Lines

Sorry to disappoint, but the “World’s Best Chat Up lines” don’t actually exist. Certainly a tried and tested list doesn’t exist that works for everybody. This is because ice-breaking “chat up lines” are all very personal, and you have got to be able to carefully read the situation very carefully before you “slip one in”. This means judging her mood, the mood of the environment you’re in and making sure that she hears it! If she asks you to repeat the line because you’re in a noisy location or in a group chat where you didn’t judge the “gap” in the conversation correctly, it’s mucho embarrassment for you, plus a great liner lost!

The other consideration is that the “chat up line” has to sound natural to YOU. You could get a huge book of liners from so called experienced “chat up gurus” and they sound like they could work off the page, but if you’re saying a form of words you wouldn’t normally say, it’ll sound unnatural and simply won’t work.

So what makes a great chat up line to really break the ice with you and a new woman you fancy? Well, the best ones are where you compliment the girl, and where you can follow up with a genuine comment.

If you said for example: “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?” She may reply by being all bashful and not really give you a proper reply, but what then if you follow up by looking around the bar or street where you are, and actually challenge her to point out better looking women! This really can work well, and if you show you genuinely and sincerely think she is very attractive, you’ll get more “boyfriend points” and get a great confidence boost. Of course this only works if you really DO “only have eyes for her”. It’s no good if you are obviously leering at every busty blonde that walks in the club!

Be careful when choosing your “compliment” liners, as you don’t want to use really mawkish, cheesy ones. Liners like: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” Or “God must have been showing off when he made you”; or even: “You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.” might make the girl want to throw up.

Of course, over the top chat up lines are fine like this when said in obvious jest, and you both know each other a bit. If you are the type of person who can come over with confidence and without embarrassment, try these: “I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; er, could I have directions to your place?” Laugh, be cool and this sort of thing can work well.

Be careful you don’t “cross the line” with a girl where the chat up line assumes she is just interested in going to bed with guys, such as the time honoured “Excuse me, my bed is broken, can I use yours?”, or “Nice top. That would really match the carpet on my bedroom floor!”; and definitely not: “Do you own a poultry farm? Because I’m sure you’re great at raising cocks..” Avoid this type of chat up line at all costs unless you’re 100% sure the girl has this wicked (and male) sense of humour!

With all these points in mind, here is my selection of really tested and “sensible” chat up lines that you could try as long as they match your own personality. With all of these, you need to use them with skill. Listen to how she responds and watch for subtle body language movements that mean she could be interested. If she’s obviously intelligent and susses your words as a corny chat up line, admit it, make a joke about it, and just be cool!

“Hello. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes. (Wait for a response) Yes, I can’t take them off you.”

“Hello – (holding your mobile phone as if you’d just had a call) Cupid just called me. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

And once you’ve had a bit of conversation and you’re ready to move to the next stage:

“You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.”

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

Good luck in your dating!

Peter Baker – Grab A Hot Date.

How To Impress A Girl On Chat?

We live in a virtual age. People like to go to Facebook or other means of chatting tools to meet people. Additionally, dating online has become more popular in recent years than before. Have you even met some girls online and tried to chat with them so as to develop into a physical dating relationship? What are the secret tips on how to impress a girl?

Here is a list of tips; by reading and learning them, you will become an expert to impress a girl via chat.

Design your Facebook

You can organize and design your Facebook containing some contents like a blog, some love poetry, photos showing where you have been and how you like brilliant and adventurous things, of course more importantly, you need an impressive title to give your contact a brief description of you. But don’t design your Facebook with too many words or pictures, and it will make the potential readers or girls feel that you are sort of complicated and a show off as a person.

Be confident on chat

If you find someone in the virtual community, you can start to invite her to go your Facebook. Keep in mind when chatting online, the feelings which you might gain from a physical presence is very different. A charming or cheerful chatting attitude online doesn’t mean in reality the person has the same personality. No matter what personality the person on the other end has, you should hold your confidence in chatting to convince the girl on the other end that you are an impressive and intimidating man.

Be interesting on chat

Girls don’t like man tooting their own horn excessively and they don’t like disinteresting and tedious conversation through the whole chat. Be inquisitive about what the girl is chatting about is the best way to gain more attention from the girl, she will be hooked and is willing to stay online longer with you so that you can develop a physical meeting in person.

Be a caring man on chat

You can’t hold the girl for too long or she will be easily tired and lose interest to chat with you next time. Being a caring man on chat always, you can ask her feelings about work or study, cheer her up if she feels stressful at work, and remind her of driving safe back home. All those attitudes will show a sign of you are a warm and caring man.

Be an inquisitive man on chat

A webcam chat will draw both of you from two ends more closely. And this means seems that the girl just stands in front of you, you might feel excited and have an impulse to touch and kiss her. However, don’t be too rushed to see her on webcam, but when she feels it necessary she will put her real face on the screen once you have built a rapport.

Overall, impressing a girl via chat in a virtual community is an adventurous life experience. Nowadays many men like to go online to find their girlfriend or partner. But you should always warn yourself not to trust anyone and behave naïvely. Both of you should always show each other you are genuinely charming. Eventually both of you will win each other over and be together one day!

How to Pick Up Girls Online

The internet has become one of the most convenient places to pretty much do anything these days. It even extends to picking up girls online. There are a lot of different places to look including personals, dating sites and internet chat rooms. Whilst there are many advantages to picking up girls online you also must be a little careful. In this article I will show you a few places where you can find girls online and also give you an insight into some of the dangers.

Learning how to pick up girls online can actually be a lot of fun. Sitting down in front of your computer wearing your worst pair of pants and most comfortable T-shirt whilst drinking a beer and shopping for girls online, allows you to chat to as many girls as you like in total control of what they see and without any fear. But if you are going to use a webcam then you might want to look your best in case you come across someone you are really interested in.

The first place you might like to try your luck is a chat room. This allows you to chat with girls from anywhere in the world and totally free. There are lots of free chat rooms where you can simply sign up and start chatting straight away. Do a search in your favourite search engine for ‘free chat rooms’ and see what comes up. There are different categories to choose from both in the different available chat sites as well as within the chat sites themselves. One example of a free chat room is Yahoo chat which you can download from the Yahoo site. You can choose to chat with local people or with someone from another state of country.

Another favourite place of mine is the dating sites. Once again do a search on Google, Yahoo or MSN etc and find the category you are interested in. There are sites for straight people, gay people and people who are into some interesting activities. Try and find a site that has a chat facility so that you can speak with the people without having to spend loads of money. I personally prefer a monthly subscription site which will allow you to chat with everyone you find interesting and for as long as you like for the one monthly fee. Others will charge you for each contact and that can get expensive.

Once you have found your chat site or dating site ensure you fill out the relevant bio boxes. Upload a good photo of yourself and tell the truth about yourself. If you are planning on using a webcam there is no point in giving false information about yourself. Put your interests and what you are looking for in a girl in the relevant boxes and try to be a little different. Make your ad appealing to encourage girls to come and say hello to you.

Once I learnt how to pick up girls online I was never alone. I met loads of girls and had loads of fun. You can do that as well and meet a girl tonight.