The World’s Best Chat-Up Lines

Sorry to disappoint, but the “World’s Best Chat Up lines” don’t actually exist. Certainly a tried and tested list doesn’t exist that works for everybody. This is because ice-breaking “chat up lines” are all very personal, and you have got to be able to carefully read the situation very carefully before you “slip one in”. This means judging her mood, the mood of the environment you’re in and making sure that she hears it! If she asks you to repeat the line because you’re in a noisy location or in a group chat where you didn’t judge the “gap” in the conversation correctly, it’s mucho embarrassment for you, plus a great liner lost!

The other consideration is that the “chat up line” has to sound natural to YOU. You could get a huge book of liners from so called experienced “chat up gurus” and they sound like they could work off the page, but if you’re saying a form of words you wouldn’t normally say, it’ll sound unnatural and simply won’t work.

So what makes a great chat up line to really break the ice with you and a new woman you fancy? Well, the best ones are where you compliment the girl, and where you can follow up with a genuine comment.

If you said for example: “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?” She may reply by being all bashful and not really give you a proper reply, but what then if you follow up by looking around the bar or street where you are, and actually challenge her to point out better looking women! This really can work well, and if you show you genuinely and sincerely think she is very attractive, you’ll get more “boyfriend points” and get a great confidence boost. Of course this only works if you really DO “only have eyes for her”. It’s no good if you are obviously leering at every busty blonde that walks in the club!

Be careful when choosing your “compliment” liners, as you don’t want to use really mawkish, cheesy ones. Liners like: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” Or “God must have been showing off when he made you”; or even: “You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.” might make the girl want to throw up.

Of course, over the top chat up lines are fine like this when said in obvious jest, and you both know each other a bit. If you are the type of person who can come over with confidence and without embarrassment, try these: “I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; er, could I have directions to your place?” Laugh, be cool and this sort of thing can work well.

Be careful you don’t “cross the line” with a girl where the chat up line assumes she is just interested in going to bed with guys, such as the time honoured “Excuse me, my bed is broken, can I use yours?”, or “Nice top. That would really match the carpet on my bedroom floor!”; and definitely not: “Do you own a poultry farm? Because I’m sure you’re great at raising cocks..” Avoid this type of chat up line at all costs unless you’re 100% sure the girl has this wicked (and male) sense of humour!

With all these points in mind, here is my selection of really tested and “sensible” chat up lines that you could try as long as they match your own personality. With all of these, you need to use them with skill. Listen to how she responds and watch for subtle body language movements that mean she could be interested. If she’s obviously intelligent and susses your words as a corny chat up line, admit it, make a joke about it, and just be cool!

“Hello. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes. (Wait for a response) Yes, I can’t take them off you.”

“Hello – (holding your mobile phone as if you’d just had a call) Cupid just called me. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

And once you’ve had a bit of conversation and you’re ready to move to the next stage:

“You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.”

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

Good luck in your dating!

Peter Baker – Grab A Hot Date.

Are You Making This Mistake When Trying To Chat Up Girls?

When it comes to chatting up girls it is often that we seek out techniques rather than taking a good look at what we are doing ourselves. Let me give you an example. I was on vacation recently and as usual with a bunch of guys we would go out on the town, have a meal and a few drinks then check out the local talent.

When we are out we ran into lots of girls, and I do not know what it is about being on vacation but people seem to be far open to conversation and having fun. Girls actually chat with you and it is easier to chat with them.

As a result we meat some wonderful women and had a great time. However while doing this one girl said to me, “what is up with your friend”, he looks kind of grumpy or out of sorts. At the time I just shrugged it off but over the coming nights I started to watch what he was doing.

Most of the time his arms would be folded and he had nice big frown. He rarely smiled and came of as being disinterested and generally shut down. What was interesting is that I saw some similarities in my own demeanor. I did not do this on purpose, but it just happened unconsciously.

This actually surprised me. Now what was also interesting is what we think of girls, especially if we are attracted to them. We start to think, “she is out of my league” or she is out for hot guys with lots of money and all other sorts of thoughts. This thinking then actually affects your body language and your behavior towards them.

To conclude, do not take my word for it cause I may be some cuckoo. However watch your own actions, observe the way you think and act. You may be surprised at what you discover.

TY Girlz – Virtual Worlds for Girls

The most recognizable product that Ty Inc. has produced is the Beanie Baby. Ty produces a long line of unique plush toys. In 2007, Ty Girlz first appeared as a plush toy, quickly followed by the Ty Girlz website. Both the toy and the website are aimed directly at girls from age 8 to 16. Non-members can check out the website for free; however, this limits most of the activity they can have in the virtual world. Unlike most other virtual worlds, Ty Girlz does not offer monthly or annual memberships. Instead, members must purchase a Ty Girlz doll which has a secret code attached to the tag. The code can then be entered on the website during registration, unlocking full membership benefits. Currently, the price for a Ty Girlz doll is $14.99, though this price can change and may vary.

Features

Ty Girlz is a very pink website, specifically tailored to girls. The website is actually modeled after the dolls and operates for two reasons: to gather the owners into an online virtual world and to further market the dolls. The dolls actually look like dolls – with serene and happy expressions On Ty Girlz, the avatars do not look like dolls – they look like they were modeled after teenagers with little respect for themselves. Once girls purchase a doll, they input the code from the doll into the registration process and fully activate their membership. Members choose an avatar to be their online personality. This avatar can be customized with accessories and a unique look. The avatar gets their own room, the ability to decorate it, a choice of major cities to live in and $500 in virtual Ty Dollars.

Though most of the website exists for girls to talk about the Ty brand and interact with other girls, there are games to play. These games earn players Ty Dollars, the website’s virtual currency. The more games people play, the more Ty Dollars they can earn. This currency allows players to buy room furnishings, personal accessories, clothing, makeup, games and other commercial items. Chat is the most popular feature on the virtual world. Chat Around the World restricts members from typing their own words. They must use pre-selected words and phrases. In the Freestyle chat version, members can type their own phrases, but they are limited to words found only in the Ty Girlz dictionary.

What’s Good

The website will appeal only to girls in a wide age bracket who are interested in fashion and social chatting. The graphics are quite good – clean, clear and crisp images. It flows quite well. It’s a bright website with vibrant colors. There is no violence, drinking, drugs or smoking on the website or in the games. Chat filters eliminate foul language. Other than testing simple memory skills, there is no real educational value to Ty Girlz.

What’s Bad

The comparison to Barbie is unmistakable. Isn’t there more to a girl’s life than makeup, fashion, beauty and shopping? Certainly, Ty Inc. doesn’t think that this is all that will come of the girls who buy and parade their Ty Girlz – or do they? There are no positive role models or messages contained in the virtual world for girls that will empower girls to become nothing more than vacuous shopaholics. Girls can have some fun on this website, but it must not be taken seriously.

Online Safety

Ty Girlz has no control over who joins their website; however, they do have control over what members say. In this regard, Ty Girlz is to be commended for at least trying to put strict safety measures in places to protect girls. The safest mode of chat only allows users to choose pre-selected words and phrases. Even in open chat, only words chosen from their restricted dictionary are allowed and moderators patrol this area. Members are encouraged to report inappropriate behavior and parents are required to give their consent prior to a child using open chat.