Chat With Girls Online

Not many guys know the right way to chat with girls online and desperately seek help of so called love gurus and relationship experts. Sometimes I tend to think to myself, could it possibly be that hard to actually go seek help? Well to many guys the answer to this question is a big yes because when it comes to girls most guys are clueless.

I am here to tell you that it is actually not as hard as you may think and is actually easy to chat with girls online once you know the right way to do it. First off you have to understand that most girls love a funny guy that can make them laugh and make them feel comfortable. Since you are going to be online you have to be smooth with your words and feed off on what she says.

The key to having a good conversation that produces good results is to pay attention when you chat with girls online. Not many guys actually take the time to pay attention to what the girl have to say without already having a response. Each girl is different in her own way but they all want to just feel comfortable while talking to a guy.

Do not rush and try to get her to tell you everything about her life right away or get her number or anything like that. You have to keep it friendly in the beginning and with time it will become more and more intimate as the conversations continue. The first goal in your mind when you chat with girls online should be to make them feel as comfortable as possible. You must be patient and wait out the results. Don’t worry they will come.

The World’s Best Chat-Up Lines

Sorry to disappoint, but the “World’s Best Chat Up lines” don’t actually exist. Certainly a tried and tested list doesn’t exist that works for everybody. This is because ice-breaking “chat up lines” are all very personal, and you have got to be able to carefully read the situation very carefully before you “slip one in”. This means judging her mood, the mood of the environment you’re in and making sure that she hears it! If she asks you to repeat the line because you’re in a noisy location or in a group chat where you didn’t judge the “gap” in the conversation correctly, it’s mucho embarrassment for you, plus a great liner lost!

The other consideration is that the “chat up line” has to sound natural to YOU. You could get a huge book of liners from so called experienced “chat up gurus” and they sound like they could work off the page, but if you’re saying a form of words you wouldn’t normally say, it’ll sound unnatural and simply won’t work.

So what makes a great chat up line to really break the ice with you and a new woman you fancy? Well, the best ones are where you compliment the girl, and where you can follow up with a genuine comment.

If you said for example: “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?” She may reply by being all bashful and not really give you a proper reply, but what then if you follow up by looking around the bar or street where you are, and actually challenge her to point out better looking women! This really can work well, and if you show you genuinely and sincerely think she is very attractive, you’ll get more “boyfriend points” and get a great confidence boost. Of course this only works if you really DO “only have eyes for her”. It’s no good if you are obviously leering at every busty blonde that walks in the club!

Be careful when choosing your “compliment” liners, as you don’t want to use really mawkish, cheesy ones. Liners like: “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” Or “God must have been showing off when he made you”; or even: “You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.” might make the girl want to throw up.

Of course, over the top chat up lines are fine like this when said in obvious jest, and you both know each other a bit. If you are the type of person who can come over with confidence and without embarrassment, try these: “I’m new in town and can’t find my way around; er, could I have directions to your place?” Laugh, be cool and this sort of thing can work well.

Be careful you don’t “cross the line” with a girl where the chat up line assumes she is just interested in going to bed with guys, such as the time honoured “Excuse me, my bed is broken, can I use yours?”, or “Nice top. That would really match the carpet on my bedroom floor!”; and definitely not: “Do you own a poultry farm? Because I’m sure you’re great at raising cocks..” Avoid this type of chat up line at all costs unless you’re 100% sure the girl has this wicked (and male) sense of humour!

With all these points in mind, here is my selection of really tested and “sensible” chat up lines that you could try as long as they match your own personality. With all of these, you need to use them with skill. Listen to how she responds and watch for subtle body language movements that mean she could be interested. If she’s obviously intelligent and susses your words as a corny chat up line, admit it, make a joke about it, and just be cool!

“Hello. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Excuse me; do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes. (Wait for a response) Yes, I can’t take them off you.”

“Hello – (holding your mobile phone as if you’d just had a call) Cupid just called me. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

And once you’ve had a bit of conversation and you’re ready to move to the next stage:

“You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.”

“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

Good luck in your dating!

Peter Baker – Grab A Hot Date.

Chat Up Lines That Work

Want to know chat up lines that work and have a girl laugh with you and not at you? Read this article to find out how.

Approaching girls without a plan is very hard to do unless you have a natural gift when talking to girls. Since you are reading this I will assume you are in the former group. However you if practise the tips outlined here you should be able to get a plan in your head. Without further ado let’s get down to chat up lines that work.

Firstly you should understand that it can be hard to pull of chat up lines without the correct delivery. You need to try and scope out a potential target and predict if they would be open for one.

Generally for chat up lines to work they have to be delivered in an over the top funny style. The idea is to make a girl laugh or smile to open her up and get a conversation flowing.

Delivering over the top chat up lines with some sexual innuendo is probably not going to work on a girl weighing some fruit in a shop. So try to watch the girl for a bit and see if she smiles and laughs a lot. Bars and clubs are usually a good tactic for this approaching tactic. As the girls there are usually there for fun and a good time.

You can read over the chat up lines below and see if any of them would suit your personality:

I bet you £10 you’ll turn me down…

That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve…

I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

I miss my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?

As previously stated when delivering these lines you have to check to see if you think the girl would be open to one.

You also have to say the line in a confident, tongue in cheek, funny kind of way. The only purpose of chat up lines should be to open a girl up, get her to smile or laugh, then build on this.

From here you have to create attraction and interest with the girl you are speaking with.

So, the next time you try to find chat up lines that work, remember that they only serve as the first building block.